Friday, December 03, 2004

This Just In...

The Secretary of Cabinet Resignations is set to resign. Frank Lee Forcedtoleave, the former governor of Delaware, submitted his resignation letter to President Bush earlier today. A press conference is scheduled for 2:45 this afternoon. The conference will follow the 2:30 official announcement for the resignation of the Secretary of Used to See Things Karl's Way, a position that has been what some describe as a "veritable revolving door" in President Bush's cabinet. Immediately following the 2:45 press conference is the daily T-Ball game on the White House lawn. Today's match up is between the Roanoke Reluctants and the Martinsville Minority Candidates. More on that as it develops.

1 Comments:

At 12:02 PM, Blogger Scott said...

I hear that Vincent Neverdisagree Yesman has been offered Frank Lee Forcedtoleave's job.

From what I hear, VNY is a real independant thinker so he should be perfect for the position

 

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