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The Secretary of Cabinet Resignations is set to resign. Frank Lee Forcedtoleave, the former governor of Delaware, submitted his resignation letter to President Bush earlier today. A press conference is scheduled for 2:45 this afternoon. The conference will follow the 2:30 official announcement for the resignation of the Secretary of Used to See Things Karl's Way, a position that has been what some describe as a "veritable revolving door" in President Bush's cabinet. Immediately following the 2:45 press conference is the daily T-Ball game on the White House lawn. Today's match up is between the Roanoke Reluctants and the Martinsville Minority Candidates. More on that as it develops.
1 Comments:
I hear that Vincent Neverdisagree Yesman has been offered Frank Lee Forcedtoleave's job.
From what I hear, VNY is a real independant thinker so he should be perfect for the position
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